The Global Hangover Clinic :
The 2001 hangover cure.
The celebration of the hangover
I was thinking and thinking about a cure for the 2001-Hangover. Now I found out, that
there is no cure for the 2001 Hangover. The only solution can be: drink more.
(you must have reached the legal drinking age of your country, in case your country has a legal drinking age)
Let me suggest a dust-dry
"Twin Manhattan" = Two Manhattans to drown within 30 seconds ( Dry Vermouth, Bourbon, Angostura bitters, Ice, Maraschino cherry, Orange peel)
as a starter, forget about all the drinks you had before.
There used to a banner running on the Guide saying "Never trust a teetotaler" , it should better say "never trust anybody who preaches teetotalism".
On that we can have a "Curchill Martini". -
(don't know what that is? It's a Martini without vermouth = pure gin , can be replaced with a " Dirty Matini" ( Gin, olive juice)
Maybe we also should have a "Double Jack Daniel's" from Lynchberg, Tennessee, USA. Lynchberg,Tennessee is a dry county, as dry as the poppy fields around Kandahar.
And if you are lucky enough to live in a country where they don't put you in jail for THC-consumption, you should try to find a good piece of Afghani, if the DEA wasn't faster than you.
How to sing the blues
Why did the chicken cross the road?
p.s.:
My girl friend just comes in and tells me that my view on the world is much to cynical, I should be more open hearted and optimistic. So here is a nother real hangover cure from France the inventors of allmost all hangovers worldwide.
Artichoke purée
Henri IV made it famous for it's aphrodisiac effects on men and women:
Cook the hearts of the artichokes in 1 liter of vin de bordeaux.
When they are ready, drain off the wine, smash and beat
them like for a mayonnaise. Add a good virgin olive oil, a cloove of
garlic, a lot of pepper and some lemon juice.
Serve the mash in a bowl, and the wine in an extra glass.
Half an hour later you'll up again.
..."In this way, artichokes are supposed to "warm up and excite Venus"
Curnonsky (1872-1956)
"....hmm, oh yes baby, you are right, baby... oral sex is the best cure for headaches."
The Global Hangover Guide whisches you a healthy, success and joyful year 2002.
changnoi © 2002
