-If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

-If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

-If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

-If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

-If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour.

-If you appreciate the female body , you're a sexist. If you don't, you're gay.

-If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.

-If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

-If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

-If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.

-If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

-If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

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source:
Bangkok Post, Night Owl