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hangover joke:
My Problem
- Iam a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV
virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville,
is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are
currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two
brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage
boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington remand centre on
charges of neglecting his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and,
indeed, is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we
hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager.
I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer
them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street and, hopefully, the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family and, of
course, I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for
Bush?
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