BEIGE
A father is explaining the facts of life to his son. After covering the basic
biology, he moves on to the finer points of love-making:"One thing to keep in
mind, son, is all different women say different things during the act, even if
you're doing the same thing."
"What do you mean, Dad?"
"Well, for example, their words are base on their occupation or preoccupation.
A prostitute will tend to say, 'Are you done yet?' A nymphomaniac, on the
other hand, will be like, 'Are you done already" if it's not long enough.
"What do other women say?"
"Well, a school teacher will say, 'We are going to do this over and over again
until you get it right!' A nurse will say, 'This won't hurt one bit.'"
"I thought they said, 'Pull down your pants and bend over.'"
"That's male nurses. Let us move on: a bank teller will say,'Substantial
penalty for early withdrawal.' A stewardess will say,'Place this over your
mouth and nose and breathe normally.'"
"And what does a mother say?"
"Mothers say, 'Beige... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige.'"
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