Personality analysis
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a
woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..........................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy a nd sophisticated,
actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer:
He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer:
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to help him get laid.
Whiskey:
He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila:
He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel:
He's gay
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