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hangover joke:
Euro English
The European Commission have just announced an
agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU
(European Union)rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
5 year phase in plan that would be known as "Euro English". In the
first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"..
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The
hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up
konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less karakter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when
the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f". This will make
words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that
the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and
they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli
sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun
vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
Av a nis day!
posted by Doc Franz
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